Are you kidding me?!?!?! Soccer is the best sport ever! I'm not sure if you don't like it because you think it's a sissy sport but if that is why I'd really like to see you be pushed, elbowed, kicked, cleated, hit, punched, bumped, knocked over, slide tackle (and do it legally) all in about 5 minutes and still play the other 85 minutes! Sorry if you think I'm being over the top but soccer is literally my WHOLE life!

It just happens to be the most popular sport on the planet.