sup agui
i was at my soccer game, and my friend jorgito was about to score when some bolio named kennedy fouled him in the box. I was about to shoot the penal when i looked the keeper in the eyes de repente his face turned into el rolfi montenegros and i got scared and fled in my chevy silverado but on the way ran over a mayate. i reversed and then went forward again cuz i ran him over but no completely. i stepped out of the truck and there he was laying on the ground, despite half of his body looking like toothpaste apachurrado, he opened his eyes after i slapped his face and de repente his face turned into montengros and he started saying rolfi rolfi rolfi rolfi and a bunch of imaginary rolfi heads started floating around towards me. i sped home past all the red lights and locked myself in my room which is lit up with velas and crosses, i need to get rid of the curse of el rolfi i am scared all my chones have mierda stains already
